One thing is for sure, if you are reading this blog, that means you are bored at work. If you are bored at work, then it is highly likely that you did not marry a millionaire, so you cannot just walk off your job. No need to waste time just sitting infront of your desk, now you can use this precious time to score a millionaire of your own. (hey, if you can't beat them, why not join them)
17. Learn how to marry a millionaire.
Here's How:
1. Educate yourself. Study classical literature, music, and art. Like minds attract; if you don't know the difference between Debussy and Dickens, you aren't going to snag anyone with class.
2. Spend money. Money is attracted to other money. Your future spouse has to be able to see themselves with you.
3. Go to where the rich mix and mingle. You have to get yourself seen... Cut your hair, lose weight, get a manicure, and go for it.
4. Don't appear too eager. People are looking for a partner, not a dumb, air headed pom pon girl.
Rent a copy of "How to Marry a Millionaire" with Lauren Becall and Marilyn Monroe. Take notes.
5. If you get in a position where they are buying jewelry, cars, etc., for you, sell them and invest the cash! That way, if the relationship doesn't work out, you've already managed to save enough money to stop working.
6. Study business - the more you know, the better.
7. Above all, don't talk about money! Avoid the topic entirely or risk being thought of as a gold-digging whore. This is not the image we are going for.
Tips:
Remember... if you do get to the altar, pre-nups are NOT your friend!
Check out "Secret" internet sites that will teach you how!
How to Be irresistible
The Learning Annex (they often offer classes on how to marry rich) - check you if they have classes in your city
Don't forget, there are many books at you local book store that will teach you how to marry rich (a small investment for a life time of money)
1. How to Marry Money: The Simple Path to Love and Glory -- by Ruth Leslie Greene
2. How to Marry Money -- by Kevin Doyle
3. How to Snare a Millionaire (How to Snare Millionaire) -- by Lisa Johnson
4. Gold Digger's Guide How to Marry Rich --by Thomas Schnurmacher
Good luck!
4 comments:
this is great! wow, I want to be a trophy wife!
haha that is horrible!
I mean, if i can marry for love and money that'd be great. But hopefully nobody really wants to just marry for money!
Haha, very funny blog. Does it actually work though? Also, you cannot just snag a milionaire anymore, since one million just doesn't do it no more. Nor does 2 million, or 3. Networth that is. If the person is 40 and has one million in savings, is he considered a millionaire? Technically that would be yes, but he could come by with the money by working really hard for the last 20 years but make no more than $250,000 a year, which is nice, but then after tax and if you live in one of the expensive cities, just not enough. I mean, in order for the wife to be not working and all that other good stuff, probably need several millions in net worth and probably need to make like a million a year or something. That is hard to do, especially one that is not already snagged up.
I think lots of people really just marry for money, otherwise why are there so many books written on it. I do agree with the previous comment how one million is really not enough these days. I think 30 million would be enough, given that the husband will continue to earn a high income. However, if the 30 million is only from a trust fund, and the husband is a lame duck, then it may be better off finding someone else.
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